sometime in december

Someone (who you personally know) will kill you while you are away from home. They will be too short to choke you so they will strangle you to death.

Time: sometime in December
You: “Hey wassup shortie”
Shortie: *pulls out ropes*

Emmanuella P

Emmenualla P (or emma for short) is held for several accounts of murder and drug use. She supposedly crushed powder candy and offered her friend to snort.

“Wow, she’s a real Emmanuella P”
“Woah dude, be careful. That’s one dangerous criminal”