gon'

word used by idiots, blondes, or people attempting to be funny by referencing horrible memes, usually replacing the words are going to

You gon' learn today.

Cheez-it

noun used to refer to a partially White, partially Asian person, based on the fact that they are a cracker, but are not white

You fucking mixed-race Cheez-it, nobody loves you!

Nobody likes burnt Cheez-its, so you should stop roasting me.

Urban Dictionary

1, only site on the internet where people don't get butthurt
2, only site on the internet that matters
3, a cool site at which 2 is true and 1 is not

“Why were you up so late?”
“I was looking at Urban Dictionary.”

Gapiana

the space between between the You are now leaving (insert state here) sign and the Welcome to (insert state here) sign, usually shown as a grey or black line on United States maps

"We're now in Gapiana"
(five seconds later)
"Never mind, Welcome to Kentucky"