Goodwill Gangster

A ghetto ass guy who wears clothes with money signs, expensive chains and shoes, acts like he has hoes and money but really lives on foodstamps and shops at Goodwill.

A: I'm a young thug. Look an my new Jordans, yo.

B: Damn bro. They lookin' fresh. Got them money sign pants too.

A: Yeah, bruh. Got the money sellin' weed.
C: Oh my god, you're such a goodwill gangster. We all know you're on foodstamps and shop at goodwill.

dylon thompson

Dylon is a gorgeous guy with a beautiful mind and awesome body. He's a literal sex god and loves turning on his lover. Dylon is the best man to have ever graced the Earth with his presence and also has a nice dick. If you cross him, he'll probably consume your soul. He also has a weird thing for world domination, so watch out.

Guy: Who's that beautiful boy?

Other guy: Oh, that's Dylon Thompson. He's a sexy, passionate, intelligent, talented, ambitious, god.

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