North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt

Similar to the St. Louis Hood Ornament, but you top off your poo with a sprinkle of fentanyl, carjack the vehicle's owner, and crash it into a parked car while eluding police.

Operator: "911...What's your emergency?"
Citizen: "I was driving on Natural Bridge near Goodfellow and somebody just gave me the ole North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt."