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Xanthoulakis is the last name of the silliest man you will ever meet. He will spill coffees and curries and trip over rugs, leave his wallet behind at the shops and pass out on the couch with black dildos in his face. Very hard not to love and have a giggle with.
God dammit look at the state of him⦠that bloody Xanthoulakis
Under this dark handsome mans hard exterior is the most kind, amazing, loving, charismatic man. He is gorgeous and intelligent, street smart and charismatic. Stern but fair, determined and strong willed. He is loyal to his partner, family, and friends and believes in the best in people no matter how dark their internal storm may be.
His cheek bones are chiseled and defined, his eyes brown, bright and kind. With a smile and laugh like Adrianâs he lights up every room he enters, his laugh is infectious. He radiates warmth, loves unconditionally and makes every day worth living having him by your side . His love is irreplaceable, he is irreplaceable. He is the most amazing human being on this earth.
â I know you think your boyfriend is the whole package but have you ever had an Adrian? He will melt your heart and surprise you with fartsâ
Not to be confused with a hot beverage from your local 7-eleven, Latte is a jolly old pooch famed for his service in the royal Australian airforce during WWII. Latte successfully led an air fleet of 2000 fellow comrades to victory over Germany in the battle of Wellington. He led his comrades fiercely, â he believed no poodle shall be left behindâ all 2000 comrades returned home safely. While leading his comrades to victory he performed a rescue mission and successfully evacuated 200 civilians caught in the cross fire. Latte was deemed a hero by the people of Wellington, resulting in the king of Wellington offering his most attractive Daughter Adriennes hand in marriage to Latte. Latte declined the marriage proposal as he believes every female should be able to choose their mate.
On his return to Australia he was knighted as sir Latte lord of the Poodles, shortly after his knighthood Latte returned to his home town of Newstead VIC and straight into the arms of his loving parents Kristine and Dan who missed him dearly and basked in his glory with unconditional love.
â Who was that courageous dog who against all odds saved countless lives and led his comrades to victory? Latte is his name of course- the one and only.