Arnout

Arnout is an amazing guy. He's the one you go to when you want to rant, need support, good music recommendations, a good laugh, or just a hug. Arnout is the best person to walk the earth and he's very under appreciated. He's hilarious and intelligent and he's the guy all other guys aspire to be and the guy all women want to be with.

Female 1: Arnout is amazing!
Female 2: I need to get myself an Arnout

Guy: Damn. I wish I were Arnout

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Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

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pussy whipped

when a man's balls are kept in his bird's purse

xzxyz's balls are in betty's purse. he's pussy whipped.

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