Hugo

The shrigma-sigma dream male you will never get.

IF you ever meet a wild Hugo, close your eyes because you might be blinded by it's beuty.

Hugo is so strong he can deadlift 5x your moms body weight (1000kg)

Person1: HOLY SHIT!!!! i JUST MET HUGO, I AM ASTOUNDED; FASCINATED AND I AM CREAMING ALL OUT!??!?!.
Person2: Damn bro, i wish i could have met him.
Person1: HE IS COMING BACK!!
All: creams simultaneously*

Bystander: Nods in approvement*

Leo

Leo is the act of bending your back and sucking your genitalia, This act might be done by lonely people,

Dude 1# Hey dude, What did you do last night!
Dude 2# Hey, I pulled an awesome Leo, It felt great.
Dude 3# Damn Awesome, You must be lonely.

3👍 3👎

Engla Wheeler

She is a bitch, Her name might mean angel but is the total opposite.

Dude1: Did you hear about Engla Wheeler?
Shriga male: Yeah, Total bitch annying cunt ass.

Dude1: *Agrees willingly

Bystander: I agree too