Someone who needs expensive pants to compensate for their lack of masculinity.
The Hat: âI just love having mustard in my Fancy Pantsâ
Chinaman: âYou weird. Why you like mustard in your pants?!â
The Hat: âI just love having mustard in my Fancy Pants. Almost as much as I love sucking on Lollipops.â
Chinaman: âyou no funnyâ
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A unit of measure to explain the height of men.
Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: â1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-manâs penisâ
Guy 2: âSo that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tallâ
Guy 1: âExactly....â
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