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When you leave your jar of edibles in the car and they melt together...then you take a bite
What's the dosage?
BABA YAGA!!
Hot sexy baby....someone who is too young for you, get out of here!!
Went to Hooters for the wings but too many HSB's!
When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.
Fuck dude, I have festival face.
telling someone a band or artist is great but in reality they are absolute garbage
"Hey you should check out Phish. They're awesome!"
"Naw dude, I've heard them, don't catphish me."
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