Urban Dictionary tries to make you buy one for every goddamn word.
42069 is a sparsely populated, rural zip code in Melber, Kentucky. The population is primarily white, and mostly married couples.
It's also the place where your dad moved when he went to get milk.
9 year old: Why can't I just move to 42069 and go join my dad?
Mom: Son, that's not how it works.
What 7 year olds look up on Urban Dictionary when they're extremely bored.
7 year old: I'm at school and I've got nothing to entertain me, I only have 9 assignments due. Time to go on Urban Dictionary, look up random shit, and see what definitions people have posted. I hope it's something to do with sex or cuss words.