Norfolk & Western 475

The act of running into a solid object with force, usually resulting in severe injury to the face.

(For context, on November 2nd 2022, Norfolk & Western 475 crashed into an excavator and got it's smokebox door caved in)

"What happened to Daniel's face?"
"He pulled a Norfolk & Western 475 yesterday."

Shay

A type of steam locomotive mainly used in logging operations. Has tons of torque, and also built with off-center boilers just to piss off people with OCD.

"What's the best kind of locomotive"
"Shays, inarguably."

Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

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Simplerockets 2

Some shitty ripoff of Kerbal Space Program

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna play Simplerockets 2?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?

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