May 16th

May 16th- Grab ass day. This is for the perverted middle schoolers. This is one day where you are aloud to grab someones ass. Have fun kids. Girls watch out!

Mike- Hey John it’s May 16th whos ass you grabbing today
John- See that thicc girl over there?
Mike- Yeah
John- Her

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November 9th

November 9th is celebration to celebrate to finest people’s birthday.
Also, it’s kiss someone on there cheek, slap ass, grab ass, hug, grab dick, sit on someone, and hold hands day.

jack- “Hey, it’s november 9th, i’mma grab jessica’s ass.”

luke- “Go for it dude!”

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