Schrödinger’s woman

the woman exists simultaneously as both “sexy as hell” and and “a fat f*^%#}% b@&$# until a mans online mediocre come-on is either. Accepted or rejected.

This guy is hitting on me it’s such a schrödinger’s woman. I just know if I reject him I’ll suddenly be a fat b*^%# *heavy eye roll*

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