swagiority

superior swagginess over those who obtain lesser swagginess

“parker was the first to win a nobel peace prize solely using her swagiority”

i did a thing

there’s a special place in hell for people who use this phrase.

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...

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handle bar jockey

scooter boys

did you see the handle bar jockey pull up to the park.