George Wang

A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.

Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.

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Gursajan

A faithful Afghan Warrior who has a small peen.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yeah you can really see his small peen underneath his Afghan Battle Gear."
Person 1: "Must be a Gursajan."

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