Pahrump

Pahrump is a small town in southern Nevada. In 2011 it unofficially became a subdivision of southern California and is subsequently flooded by liberal quacks and animal obsessors. In Pahrump pets are valued over human life. Especially children. These obsessors have a mental illness that makes them need to sexually act out with animals. So much so it is also a form of currency in Pahrump.

Man: Yeah I'll get a pack of Marlboro red 100s.

Woman: Ok I can do that in exchange for a picture of your dogs genitals.

Man: Yep no problem I always have one on me.

Another example:

(Leaves dog in air conditioned car)
Animal abuse! Kill the POS!!
(Leaves kid in air conditioned car)
Calm down everybody the kid is alive!

Man: Yeah I'll get a pack of Marlboro red 100s.

Woman: Ok I can do that in exchange for a picture of your dogs genitals.

Man: Yep no problem I always have one on me. It's the Pahrump way!

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