quandidate

someone who is not qualified, but is still around.

Donald Trump is a quandidate.

bony carlton

When you stop mid-coitus doggy-style to do a happy dance before continuing.

Last night I took her home and did a bony carlton cuz I felt so lucky!

Aric

A creative unique way of spelling a overly common name. This results in a very unique person. Most Aric's will enjoy a variety of music but love metal the most. They will always excede your expectations and make you wish you could be together constantly. Traditionally identify themselves as a German Russian combination. Have the tendency to be argumentative but never judgmental. Aric's may seem like fighters but on the inside they are the most loving and caring of men. They are real men. Because of that they are loved by all the right people.

Aric's favorite band in Iron Maiden.

Person 1: That Aric is such an ugly jerk!
Person 2: No. He is in fact the most handsome and awesome person you will ever encounter.

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