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A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Each *Karen* character is worthy of a good time. She's the ideal candidate for a shower for two. She's often busty and blonde and has fake tits.
Anyone who meets her will automatically ask her for her Instagram and buy her a free cappuccino.
Thus is the magnetic resonance of such an individual. She reminds one, in such as way of the stone magnetite.
Person 1
I'm waiting to see if Karen walks in through the door flippantly ignoring reason and social morays again.
Person 2
Can I watch?
Onlookers
We wouldn't be so jealous if K didn't have such grande l'oranges if y'all know what we're digging at.
UFO
Waiting to abduct K for space probing and prompt return to gym for further bodily functions
Local garden maintenance team
Karen is the only one for me, but, no me, no me *#$#& *queue fight scene with gardening tools.
A *Seabiscuit* is high-spirited yet useless Jockey oriented worker at any and all horse stables.
Did anyone see *Seabiscuit*?
No, wasn't that a movie?
Yeah but it's our friend who comes to the stables each weekend when noones around to see and messes with the ponies
Oh, yeah that guy just peeves me but I'm to relaxed to bother reporting him
I would but I reckon he may actually have a clue about what he's doing
Both become friends with said useless and annoying Jockey type character
The end
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with