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An Earl is a statue of a GOLDEN yet ashy prickled dick, with fangs in its pee hole. The Earl comes to life every time an innocent lady is near by.
RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE THE EARL IS ALIVE!!!!
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variation of the blumpkin where one receives a blow job on a bidet, as opposed to the toilet.
the whore shot down kingpin when he asked for a bidumpkin then ordered room service.
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A Manny is a mysterious imaginary dick that appears in your mouth when you begin to speak.
I suggest you shut up when you get a Manny, or you'll stutter.
Pivot \Ëpi-vÉt\
Noun
a : a person, thing, or factor having a major or central role, function, or effect
b : the only female at an orgy.
Jenn was playing pivot last night, only thing keeping it from being gay sex.
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