Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”

Pooterbutt

An ass that is even flatter, and even more embarrassing than a poohbutt. The absolute worst type of butt to have, or to look at. It practically tilts inward.

Man A: “Look at that poohbutt!” Man B: “No, dude, that’s a pooterbutt right there.”
“Omg, Becky, would you call my complete lack of having any ass a ‘poohbutt’? Or is it a ‘pooterbutt’?”

Poohbutt

A flat, boring, or nonexistent butt; a butt that might resemble Hank Hill’s (on King of the Hill). This butt may also just appear to be an extension of said person’s back. Also referred to/known as “tweaker butt”.

“Look at that poohbutt ass lookin’ bitch trying to be cute in her tight ass jeans.”
“Man, look at her trying to twerk with that lil’ poohbutt.”
“I’m definitely an ass man, I couldn’t ever date a chick with straight poohbutt.”

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poohbutt

Having a complete lack of ass; an otherwise very uninteresting, flat, or nonexistent booty; a butt that likely resembles that of Hank Hill’s (on King of the Hill); commonly known as “tweaker butt”.

“Look at that poohbutt ass bitch trying to look cute in those tight ass pants.”
“How is she trying to twerk with that poohbutt though?!”
“I’m an ass-man myself, so I could never be with some chick that had straight poohbutt.”

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