vagapple

tattoo of an apple, with vagina, and a snake slithering from the vagina (it's a thing-google it)

Courtney: "Hey guys, want to see my new tattoo I got in NOLA?"
Trish: "Welcome back Court."
Amanda: "Wowww, Courtney, nice vagapple!!"

Drunt

A female of the "babyboomer" generation, who thinks that everything about her is unique, amazing and/or a really big fucking deal. She's also condescending and unfortunately holds herself in higher esteem than anyone who has the misfortune of meeting her. A dramatic cunt.

Don't answer Ms ___ call light, that drunt will have you in there for an hour fluffing her pillows and listening to her go on and on about her aching neck!