Pie

A unique, universal term (noun, verb, adjective) for describing the depths of severity of something that has happened, often leaving someone disappointed.

This term has no synonyms when used in context.

As a noun, example: “After agreeing to help with the project, Sarah never showed up to the meeting. Sarah is pie.”

As a verb, example: “Michael was going to pick me up from the airport an hour ago but of course he’s pieing me and hasn’t even left yet.”

As an adjective, verb, noun example: “We’ve all experienced this person’s pie punctuality, always showing up late and pieing everyone in the process. He’s pie.”

Scenario - Imagine you are craving some delicious ice cream on a hot day. You order an ice cream cone inside an air-conditioned store. You step back outside, walk a few steps, and you drop your new ice cream cone.

You got pied.

Today was pie. I got pied everywhere I went and ended up wasting all my time. However, the restaurant we went to made up for everything and we had to choose it because every other place had pie food.