Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

Denmark

The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).

Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)