Denmark

The greatest country in the world, where we drink at 13 and have sex at 15, regardless of nationality you can live here (exept swedes).

Guy 1: So where did you go for your vacation
Guy 2: denmark
Guy 1: Great to hear.
Guy 3: Im Swedish (another word for Gay)

Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.