Hole in One

Hole in One- when you pull out and jizz so hard it shoots in their nose nostril.

Man, when i pulled out it shot out so hard i made a hole in one! Next time im trying for a hole in two!!

Cakeist

When one only likes white cake, only makes white cake and only eats white cake.

A) Person 1: "Hey girl, I brought some cake over."
Person 2: " Oh hell no! Get that chocolate cake outta my house. You know I only like white cake!"
Person 1: "You're such a cakeist."

B) "Dude, put that chocolate cake in the back of the fridge. I don't like that shit. I'm a total cakeist."

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