Hound Dog

A sex position where a man or a woman with flat, long, pendulous breasts is the one giving from behind. They lean over so far that their mammaries hang down on either side of the receiver's face, making them look like a hound dog.

I hate having sex with Vicki. When she uses the strap-on from behind, it's an automatic Hound Dog. She needs to keep those things contained! My ears are so bruised today.

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busturbation

The act of touching one's genitals on a public bus.

Dude, that homeless guy was practicing some serious busturbation in the seat next to me! SICK!!

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fatshit crazy

The senseless way in which an obese person loses their temper and retaliates against tormentors.

It's an urban legend that Natalie from The Facts of Life went fatshit crazy on her skinny castmates and bit them when she heard them making fun of her huge ass.

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