Fapiphany

An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate

Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."

Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"

flappy bird

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"

guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"

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