MichaelB

Someone named Michael or Mikey who's middle/last name Starts with B and prefers to have B said at the end of their first name. He will always correct you.

WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cool dude: Hey Michael

MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB

Cool dude: whateva bra

MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike

MichaelB: It's MikeB to you

Coronatime

The time when you drink mad amounts of Corona to kill of the corona virus

Bro: I might have the Virus!
Me: There's only one thing we can do
Bro: whats that? I'm scared
Me: It's Coronatime

Two weeks later

Bro: That Coronatime saved my life!
Me: Its always Coronatime my bra

Bro: Really
Me: Yeah...I cant be catching the friggin virus

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nvrlift

nvrlift: is when you do reckless acts in a car without caring for others around you.

People: whoa you almost hit us
Guy: ......
People: why did you do that?
Guy: because I nvrlift

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