Dëschtel

The biggest insult possible.
There is nothing that is worse than DËSCHTEL.

Alex: Sup guys.

Bryan: Oh god, it's Dëschtel, my day has been ruined.

Druied

Getting druied means getting ass-fucked.
If someone asks you a simple question but your thought process is too complex for no reason at all and then you feel stupid when they tell you the answer.

Drui: "What is the color of the ocean?"
Tiago: "The ocean itself is the reflection of the sky so by that logic it's mirror-faced, or transparent."
Drui: "It's blue."
Tiago: "I got druied...
My day has been ruined."