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When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.
I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.
A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.
On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.
45th President of the United States of America. A gentleman of his word. A gentleman who did all the things he said he would do as POTUS for the greatest country in the world.
Donald J. Trump, greatest president ever.
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45th president of the greatest country in the world. A man of his word, a man who gets the job done.
I need more people in my life like Donald J. Trump.
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45th President of the United States of America. A gentleman of his word. A gentleman who did all the things he said he would do as POTUS for the greatest country in the world.
Donald J. Trump, greatest president ever.
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You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
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