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When you've been playing Neko Atsume for so long that your entire body, aside from your thumbs, starts to waste away from lack of use.
"Hey man did you wanna come smashing mailboxes with me this evening?"
"Sorry guy, I'd love to, but since downloading this app my arms and legs have completely neko-atrophied!"
The little pool of pre-cum that makes intercourse possible when no other kind of lube is present. Most useful when foreplay isn't an option.
She is so not into it... Good thing I've got this oakland oasis to loosen things up!
Stands for Hang, Bang, and Danky Kang. An alternative way to ask someone to hang out. Usually implies you'll be either hanging, banging, or playing video games/smoking weed (whichever tickles your pickle).
"Hey bro, lets hbdk tomorrow morning!"
"Not sure if I want to smoke the danky right before work, but I'll take you on in the kong!"
Meaning are you available to hang or not. Taken from the lyrics of the Katy Perry song, "Hot or Cold". The next few lines could also be used to add effect.
Me: "Hey man we're going to Pacifica this summer, are you hot or cold?"
Him: "What??"
Me: "Are you yes or are you no? Are you in or out? Are you up, or are you down?"
"Oh I get it, I guess I'm in or whatever."
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