January 26th

National day of show your dick in public

x:This guy is pedophile, his show ing his dick everyone.
y:No bro it's January 26th

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January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass