Baby Boomer

A very tiny old person.

Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.

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Dubby Wubby

Modern teen slang for "Win"

Yo bro, let's go play the fortnites and catch that Dubby Wubby!

Fracktail

When you are trying to preform a task on your computer, but you encounter technical problems you don't understand. Derived from the game Super Paper Mario.

I'm trying to export the video, but my computer keeps Fracktailing.

The Yeets

Modern teen slang for "cool".

Teen 1: Yo bro u wanna play fortnite and catch some dubs?
Teen 2: Totes dude, fortnite be the yeets!

Bully of Tea

A British school bully

Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

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As It Was

A terrible, annoying, uncreative song that everyone loves.

Person 1: As It Was is not that great of a song.
Harry Styles simp: BLASPHEMY! Sacrifice this man to the god of all music, Harry Styles!