sore peter

A situation or event where things couldn't be better.

"hey, I just found $20 in the couch cushion." Sore peter, can't beat it.

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duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

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