pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.

The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.

drowsy milk

The milk produced by a nursing mother after she's had a drink or two at happy hour. Thus making the baby tired when it nurses.

I can't wait for happy hour today. Baby's getting some drowsy milk tonight!