last samurai

A game played with a group of friends in which the challenge is to be the last one left at a place you wouldn't want to be, such as the site of a recent crime.

When played correctly, the game invites certain doom and dire consequences, much like a samurai charge on horseback up a hill into a line of riflemen and automatic Gatling guns.

"Dude, shouldn't we get going? The cops are nearly here!"
"No man, let's just stay here and play last samurai."

"Lol Chris won that game of last samurai after we took turns pissing in the club. He didn't run til he saw security coming!"

"Man Andrew was truly the last samurai when we went camping. We saw some wolves approaching and decided to play last samurai. ...he's still there."

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STFU game

Also known as STFU time, this is a game played among friends and/or strangers in which all participants STFU. The first person to talk loses and everyone tells him/her to shut the fuck up.

At party: "Alright... everybody's getting way too loud. Let's just play the STFU game."

Stranger walks over. "Hey everyone, what's up?"

"Ay shut the FUCK up!"

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STFU time

Also known as the STFU game, this is a period of time declared by all present to just shut the fuck up. Everyone tells the first person to talk to STFU.

"Alright ladies, it's time to shut the fuck up. We're gonna get caught!"
"Well I guess it's STFU time then."
"Ay didn't I tell you to shut the FUCK up!"

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