e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.

Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"

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prairie dog boxing

When two people have their asses against each other and try to see who's poop penetrates the others asshole first.

Dave: Wanna see who's poop is stronger?

John: Sure! Let's have a prairie dog boxing match!

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