Retarducated

An educated person who cannot think for themselves and instead repeats a narrative or follows activists cults, who uses their knowledge on how to do proper research to support an echo-chamber or for self-persuation, or both.

Mitch is retarducated, he has completed his masters degree in environmental science, so instead of taking the job offer from Shell to help reduce their carbon footprint, he got a criminal record after he glued himself to the road and created a huge traffic jam.

Mindy will not have her kids vaccinated, she says it gives them autism. She must know what she is talking about since she has a bachelors degree and has done a lot of research online, like all true retarducated people.

Francis Special

The drink you obtain after mixing all flavors of Mountain Dew that is said to taste like diabetes.

I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.