pocahontas

A vile sexual act along the same lines as the recently popularized blumpkin or dirty sanchez, but with an added degree of bastardized imperialist vulgarity. Basically it involves having a girl kneel face down, ass in the air, and ramming a corn cob up her pooper while shitting in her hair. Try to count all the different levels on which this is wrong and you're in for a long night of soul-searching.

"Yeah, she liked to get freaky... she was into cleveland steamers, but after a six-pack and some airplane glue, she was face-down on some rubber sheets getting a pocahontas on camera!"

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