Snarksenal

Arsenal of snarky barbs.

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.

Eeyorism

Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.

He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.