Supreme Court Shag

The act of deep contemplation in which one, as the Chief Justice, has to make the executive decision as to whether or not he will assume intercourse with a questionable vagina.

Jack: "Hey Mike, did you settle your Supreme Court Shag?"
Mike: "Yes. Cock v. Cunt was indeed a difficult case, but I inevitably ruled the vagina unconstitutional."

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sound of excitement, typically high-pitched and resulting from immense feelings of joy.

"We're going out tomorrow? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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