Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..

We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

Hypecrisy

Consists of two words, Hyper and Hypocrisy. Hence meaning hyper hypocrisy, hypocrisy beyond measure or possible reference/comparison.

Did you hear Obama's speech? It had so much hypecrisy in it!!
He said, "We have a profound interest, as I believe every country does in, promoting a core principle which is large countries don't bully smaller countries, they don't encroach on their territorial integrity, they don't encroach on their sovereignty..."

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