Chevrolet

Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.

An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.

Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?

Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.

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poopakunga

An adj. used by certain african tribes to describe the smell of their offspring. Also a phrase used by warriors when running into battle, to confuse their enemy.

Tribal Leader: "Why that stench certainly rankles. Whatever could it be?
Town Bicycle pointing to her newest child: "Poopakunga"

Tribal Leader: "Poopakunga!"

Apposing Forces: Looking around, "Heavenly God, did I step in it?!"

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