Oil

The sweet American, Miracle Juice. If you have it, Prepared to get Liberated by America.. THEY WANT OIL!!!!!!

Bob: "Hey America, have you heard Canada has Oil?"
America: "WHAT? THEY DO? WHY HAVENT THEY TOLD US? TIME TO GIVE CANADA A TASTE OF SOME LIBERTY"

YOU

you, what else did you expect?

One of your friends or something: "Hey You!"
You: "Hello friend!"