Veep

(Noun) A person who appears professional and profound...until they open their mouth. Usually in a manner that is highly NSFW and/or filled with sexual innuendo.

(Verb) ‘To veep’ or ‘Veeping’ To say normal ideas/concepts as inappropriate and as sexually insinuating as possible. Usually to aid in memorizing said ideas/concepts.

A: “Hey, wanna check out this mnemonic I made for lymph nodes?”
B: “Sure.”
A: “All People Like Cumming In Asses”
B: “Urgh! You’re such a veep!”

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C: “Oh, he seems like a decent guy. Lawyer, nice beard, good public speaking skills.”
B: “Pass, bitch. I’ve met him and he’s always veeping.”
C: “Oh, my God.”

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