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He is one of the cutest people you'll ever see. he has the fatest ass in the school and everyone wants a piece of it. He is literally the hottest guy ever. all the girls are over because of his massive shlong. fuckers about 8 inches not erected.
I'd fuck Frankie
When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"
A tampon that has already been used but is used as Loofah
"Fululu's are my new favorite thing. It leaves your skin feeling clean and creamy because of the blood."
when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing
i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!
A unit of measurement meaning "little"
"Hey Brian, I think I'm a tidbit autistic."
"Well fuck. I might have to put you out of your misery"
"Son of a bitch clyde"
when someone goes around looking for boys and the boy cums in a jar and the person collects cum from 100 other guys and drinks it.
tiffany is such a hoe. she went boy dazziling the other day with all the boys in our school and now her breath smells like sperm
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