pung

The one thing worse than mung, which was once considered the one thing worse than genocide. To pung, two individuals, The Reciever and The Jumper, must first find, then crash tackle to the ground a woman in the latter stages of pregnancy. The Reciever then violently restrains the victim, placing his/her mouth on her vagina, while The Jumper takes a running jump onto her swollen stomach. If the act is performed correctly, the matured fetus will shoot right from the victim's uterus into The Recievers mouth, who will then proceed to swallow it without chewing.

Jeff: Me and Larry are gonna apply for a job at the baby store. First preggers bitch, man. We're gonna do it. We're gonna pung.
Me: Brave, brave mother fuckers.

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