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The resulting edible, frothy, creamy, white substance found in the underwear of an active person whom goes for a long run immediately after being ejaculated in.
I can't wait for Autumn to get back from her run so I can eat her Colorado cream pie!
A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say âMmm!â after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
The act of purposely seeking out a anorexic woman for a one night stand solely for the purpose of saving money by not having to purchase food or contraception during the date.
Man, I am horny, broke and I donât get paid for three more days! I need to go down to the modeling school and find some thrift sex.
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Yam bagging explains the phenomenon experienced when a man with low hangers is aggressively penetrating his partner in a manner that results in his testicles swinging and slapping hard enough to: be distinctly heard, distinctly felt by the partner and/or able to produce testicular discomfort to the penetrator.
I love yam bagging the girl next door!
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An act reserved for those whom find munging a bit dull and boring (Preferrably because they have done it too many times). It requires at least two people, a shovel, hole saw, spoon, some sea salt and possibly a strap-on. A small person's corpse is dug up and shaken vigorously to loosen it up. A hole is then cut into the top of the head using the hole saw. One fucks the newly made opening as hard and long as possible (the other has to hold the head tightly) until climax. They then swap roles. Once complete, the resulting head contents are consumed with a spoon and a dash of sea salt. The corpse should then be reburied out of respect for the dead.
Hey Pat, I'm tired of munging. Let's try mungheading!
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A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other manâs throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.
Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.
Created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. After his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bloody, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. Right when he climaxes, he forcefully erupts the contents of his mouth upward so that it showers both himself and his lucky lady in red, hot passion juice of love. This should be accompanied by a loud, primal scream from both partners during the eruption.
Dude, your mom was on the rag so I gave her a Mississippi Volcano and she loved it!