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Texting While Intoxicated
guy 1: "Dude I texted the admin assistant from the bar last night and it was totally wrong. I think she told our boss"
guy 2: "I told you not to TWI Man!"
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is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.
He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.
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Problem Exists Between Mouth And Brain
He always pisses people off as soon as he speaks. Clearly, he has a raging case of PEBMAB.
Example 1:
Person 1: "You know you really should stand up straight"
Person 2: "Thanks jerk, I'll remember that. Too bad my scoliosis is an issue for you"
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the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.
girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
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like terminal velocity, the rate at which a person's bitching gets them bitch slapped.
A Person achieves their Terminal Bitchosity when the downward force of their bitching (Fb) equals the upward force of a fist coming at them (Ff). This causes the net bitching on the object to be zero, resulting in an acceleration of zero.
Did you see that? She called him pencil dick and he smacked her. She finally found terminal bitchosity.
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To get off on one's bitchiness, to enjoy the act of being a bitch. Literally, an orgasm of bitchdom.
Wow, he/she's really having a bitchgasm over there after taking everything from him/her in the divorce.
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A specific type of sleep for air travel that occurs from the time you board a plane until you land.
Also: flybernation - the act of sleeping from the time you board the plane until you land.
person a: "How was your flight?"
person b: "No clue. I decided to flybernate since I hate flying."
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