Cap'n

The act of giving oral sex, especially to a sailor/captain/naval officer. Variations:
Hand Cap'n- another word for hand job.

"Captain Bernard sure gives some good cap'ns."

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Lazzlo

Kinda wierd in the head. Comes from the DJ in GTA:VC.

that guy was Lazzlo - that guy was "mentally challenged"

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Allah Ackbar

Admiral Ackbar's cousin...for some reason his name is printed on the Iraqi flag.

Have you seen Allah Ackbar around? That cracker owes me money

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Hugh

A person suffering from an immensely damaging state of retardation and sheer stupidity. Some symptoms include: screaming at computers, attempting to ALT+F4 a head of lettuce, mindless defragmentation of computers.

Shut the fuck up Hugh.

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loch ness monster

An ugly woman (coined by groundskeeper Willie)

Ach! Back to the loch with YOU nessie!

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