spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires

Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...

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gout

to stick the index and middle fingers inside the mouth of another, ideally large-mouthed person (verb)

John: Hey, you know Greg?
Rusty: That guy with the huge mouth, right?
John: Yeah, that guy. Dude got gouted real good last week!

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